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Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.
She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.
by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020
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Skeet rocket

As you're cumming hold in your cum and when you can't hold it in any more let it out and it should skeet rocket out.
Gonna skeet rocket 3....2....1....blast off pew pew pew
by Boo-ster September 29, 2017
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saturn rocket

Sam stared down Susie's blouse and popped a Saturn rocket.
by tibbzghien May 19, 2014
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communist rocket

When you pull out and got period blood all over your johnson...
"After I finished I noticed she was totally in heat man, shit looked like a murder scene , communist rockets from the USSR bro.
by Tillllyy November 25, 2017
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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint
Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night
by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020
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momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

momma mooma rocket momma rocket minivan car street racing drag racing dragracing wheelies soccer mom soccer dad family car SUV suburban clunker lemon hotrod hot rod
by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012
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testing rocket engines for NASA

Having explosive diarrhea with lots of farting between the poop explosions.
You're lactose intolerant, so stay away from those Chipotle quesadillas unless you want to spend the rest of your day testing rocket engines for NASA. Alone. In the crapper.
by ArionVulgaris June 11, 2023
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