G-shock

When you pull a hot blonde girl,
Get her naked for the first time only to discover she has ginger pubic hair and she is a deceitful liar.

Hey Anthony did you do that blonde bird on Saturday night?
No I didn't she had ginger pubes I got G-shock and couldn't get a boner

by [e-mail] October 2, 2016

stocktown

1)A piece of shit ghetto located just south of Sacramento and surrounded by cows. Nothing happens outside of criminal activity.
2) The armpit of California. Never live here.

by The Mute June 25, 2003

Shock and Awe

You have to wait until your laying in bed with someone and they are sleeping. First rub your feet together under the covers to create more heat. When done bare ass blast a monstrous fart on their back(the shock)and then finish them off with the awe of the smell by pulling the covers over their head and trapping them under while probably laughing your ass off. Its best done when you know that your dropping some nasty ones

I gave my girl a Shock and Awe last night when she was sleeping. That will teach her for annoying me when im watching football.

by Novvakane February 4, 2008

Stockton Riverside College

Stockton Riverside College is next to a big brown river the called the Tees that river runs in Stockton-on-Tees!, Stockton-on-Tees is in Teesside!, Teesside is full of townie fucks, Teesside is in the North East of England, England is a small island full of Townie Fucks, This small part of island is in the UK, the UK has England, Wales, scotland and Northern Ireland and Gay Ireland south of Northern Ireland, the UK is in Europe which has France, Germany, Spain and you get the idea now! lol

Stockton Riverside College is a College in the UK! lol

by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

Stockholm Syndrome

When a woman, who happens to be the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, steals your heart and won't give it back and all you can do is love her for it.

Aron: I heard that guy David got Stockholm Syndrome really bad.

Jason: Yeah, he just won't give it up. He's not even paying attention to those other girls.

by thatguyoverthere333 May 3, 2010

Shockey

The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O

Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.

by shocked16 March 28, 2010

shock the puss

When you initiate the shocker out of nowhere and with no lube.

We were just sitting there when i quickly plunged my fingers deep in her guts. She never see's it coming when i shock the puss.

by Blunts28 August 8, 2006