by Bald Jar July 24, 2025
Get the Protein Bomb mug.When a Protestant invites their friends to dinner and asks the waitress for separate bills, as opposed to a Catholic Dinner where the host pays for each of their guests as a gesture of goodwill.
My Lutheran neighbor invited me to a Protestant Dinner and I had to pay for my own meal despite being his guest.
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When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.
That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.
by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025
Get the Protecting the snacks mug.The deep love or irresistible attraction to something entirely new — an idea, creation, or phenomenon that has never existed before.
More than just liking novelty, Protagōphilia is an awe-struck devotion to firsts, originality, and emergent moments.
Often accompanied by goosebumps, wide-eyed wonder, and the inability to “unsee” what just appeared.
Origins:
From Greek prōtos (“first”) + philia (“love, affectionate regard”).
More than just liking novelty, Protagōphilia is an awe-struck devotion to firsts, originality, and emergent moments.
Often accompanied by goosebumps, wide-eyed wonder, and the inability to “unsee” what just appeared.
Origins:
From Greek prōtos (“first”) + philia (“love, affectionate regard”).
When the AI coined a word that had never been spoken by human or machine before, Tom felt a rush of Protagōphilia and knew his life had just changed.
by tomGPT August 11, 2025
Get the Protagōphilia mug.When you reject something as false so strongly that you'll invent falsehoods about it to justify why you see it as false.
Proto is greek for 'before', thesis is for 'placement'. I.e. placing lies before a subject so you make sure you don't believe it.
Proto is greek for 'before', thesis is for 'placement'. I.e. placing lies before a subject so you make sure you don't believe it.
"Our views about politics have been shunned for eons by people's protothesis about us... they'd rather take lies about us than our truth because it'd discomfort them."
by biggydickymanson August 16, 2025
Get the Protothesis mug."Protruberus": (noun)The physical manifestation of a uterus that has been through more than its fair share of pregnancies and has decided to make its grand, albeit slightly lumpy, debut on the lower abdomen of an older woman.
Often mistaken for a particularly stubborn beer gut, this uterine encore is a testament to a life of childbearing and a powerful reminder that some organs just refuse to retire gracefully. It's the kind of protrusion that makes you wonder if she's either smuggling a cantaloupe or just really, really proud of her reproductive history."
Protruberati: (plural) collective noun
Protruberous: (adjective) reference to that disgusting bulbous and sagging manifestation in the lower gut of certain GILF
PILF: superficially sexually attractive GILF with inherent protruberus issues
Often mistaken for a particularly stubborn beer gut, this uterine encore is a testament to a life of childbearing and a powerful reminder that some organs just refuse to retire gracefully. It's the kind of protrusion that makes you wonder if she's either smuggling a cantaloupe or just really, really proud of her reproductive history."
Protruberati: (plural) collective noun
Protruberous: (adjective) reference to that disgusting bulbous and sagging manifestation in the lower gut of certain GILF
PILF: superficially sexually attractive GILF with inherent protruberus issues
"The sight of the PILF's exposed protruberus brought on an unwelcome gag reflex that culminated in my inevitable and terminal organ failure."
by Nickluscarrollitus August 25, 2025
Get the Protruberus mug.Yo those people calling calling for the pardoning of everyone in prison were actually protestatoots paid by foreign governments.
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