Nickluscarrollitus's definitions
The state of nervous tension that exists within a man's heart at the sudden prospect of imminent fanny.
Lifting up her skirt, Dave got a sudden attack of flangina that left him wondering if his old heart would give out before he could avail himself of the opportunity to lay some pipe
by Nickluscarrollitus September 6, 2025
Get the Flanginamug. "Protruberus": (noun)The physical manifestation of a uterus that has been through more than its fair share of pregnancies and has decided to make its grand, albeit slightly lumpy, debut on the lower abdomen of an older woman.
Often mistaken for a particularly stubborn beer gut, this uterine encore is a testament to a life of childbearing and a powerful reminder that some organs just refuse to retire gracefully. It's the kind of protrusion that makes you wonder if she's either smuggling a cantaloupe or just really, really proud of her reproductive history."
Protruberati: (plural) collective noun
Protruberous: (adjective) reference to that disgusting bulbous and sagging manifestation in the lower gut of certain GILF
PILF: superficially sexually attractive GILF with inherent protruberus issues
Often mistaken for a particularly stubborn beer gut, this uterine encore is a testament to a life of childbearing and a powerful reminder that some organs just refuse to retire gracefully. It's the kind of protrusion that makes you wonder if she's either smuggling a cantaloupe or just really, really proud of her reproductive history."
Protruberati: (plural) collective noun
Protruberous: (adjective) reference to that disgusting bulbous and sagging manifestation in the lower gut of certain GILF
PILF: superficially sexually attractive GILF with inherent protruberus issues
"The sight of the PILF's exposed protruberus brought on an unwelcome gag reflex that culminated in my inevitable and terminal organ failure."
by Nickluscarrollitus August 25, 2025
Get the Protruberusmug.