Do you own a dog?

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.

"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*

by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

by 0Pink_Omega0 November 28, 2016

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023

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by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

T.O.W.G.A.

The One Who Got Away

Me: Ah man, Brit' s a total Peach.

Ben: What's so special about her?
Me: She's my T.O.W.G.A.!
Ben: What's that mean?
Me: The One who got away!

by Stevie Geezy May 25, 2017

ownd

To be beaten badly in some form very popular language in online games also used as a way of bragging about a win

Gamer 1:No way you can beat my rock sword!
Gamer 2:Just watch me!
(Gamer 2 kills Gamer 1 badly)
Gamer 2:OWND!!!!
Gamer 1:don't get too happy...

by Big Boi90 March 2, 2008

Grinding my own Business

When grinding, only paying attention to the chick in front of you and not lookin around at other couples (or sandwiches) grinding around you.

Al (grinding Kari, talking to Lyle, who is grinding Lena)- Pretty great party, right?
Lyle- I can't hear you. I'm Grinding my own Business right now.

by Dusty Cox December 2, 2009