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Lapoot

The act of pooping in a jump suit until it’s full and then wearing it
“Man I can’t wait to Lapoot later my jump suit is almost full”
by Slumins May 15, 2024
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laptopd

throwing a laptop out of a window to land on someone
"dude i just laptopd that dude"
"woah the the flip are they okay?"
"not at all!"
by asdfgasdfasf June 12, 2024
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Laptopping

Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.

Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.
Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"

Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility
by EndMediaBias June 19, 2024
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LapSusNerds

LapSusNerds was a major dox and breach outbreak targetting the major companies including Rockstar and highly sensitive op's ran by government agencies like NSA, FBI AND CIA.

The group lapsus had some evil frequent computer nerds like Arion Kurtaj who, along with some of his friends hacked and leaked footages of GTA VI (LOL!!). Some of his friends, unlike him, were never caught but some users provided some information like their users and aliases:

1. QYA Frank alias QWNSEGFRED
OPS: HACKING, DOXXING.
2. QYA Malice aliases QWNBLONDE deceased, substanceabuser, AND fentcrystals
OP'S : BREACHING, INFILTRATION AND CYBER SYNDICATE OWNER -

"HUNTING LOWLIFES LOSERS"

3. QYA Eric: alias QWNCTFER
OP'S: RAN A CTF AND PHPRCE HACKING AND LEAKING IPS

All three of them were on a watchlist from December 2021 to August 2022 until they called the community off. Reportedly, there were 319 collaborates but their information is not known.
LAPSUSNERDS IS RAN BY EVIL COMPUTER NERDS WHO LURK IN VESTAL
by Raul Fernandez December 4, 2024
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LaPusso alternative

The only choice you get in some situations, and you just comply with it as you're too cowardly to stand up for your needs. Named after Anthony LaPusso, the entitled, privileged son-brat of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso. He has been raised with plenty of video games around him. His dad, Daniel, wrote him blank checks every time and gave him a Miyagi-do Karate Gi even though he didn't want to "wax on" and "wax off." His mom, Amanda, and sis, Samantha, drive him everywhere. Anthony doesn't really need to take adult responsibilities as his family would always be looking out for him.

That's why, when there's a tough and unpredictable situation, instead of battling it out, Anthony goes for the LaPusso Alternative and just takes whatever is being offered because he's too scared of antagonizing his parents, who might write him off the family inheritance and any trust funds. He's also scared of the school principal and other authority figures.

In a way, the LaPusso Alternative is actually a good choice when you have too much to lose because of owning responsibilities for your actions. After all, when everything is served to you on a platter, only a fool would choose the harder path in life.
Carjacker: "Give me all your money. kid. And the car!"
Victim: "All right, man. Don't kill me please. Listen you can take the car, and you can keep my wallet. But can you just spare me $10 so I can take the bus home."
Carjacker: "Nopes. you don't get anything. Tell you what? You can walk all the way home. Be thankful I spared your life, and you're not going to wake up in a hospital. "
Victim: "OK man. there's always the LaPusso alternative. Keep my car, and my wallet. I will walk all the way home."
Carjacker: "Fuck off, LaPusso."
by Third World Sam December 10, 2024
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Lapika

Lapika (noun)
A distinguished family known for its contributions in fields such as education, public health, information technology, pharmacy, communications, health sciences, and computer science. It refers to the descendants or members of this family who have made significant advancements or innovations in these areas.
Members of the Lapika family have played pivotal roles in advancing healthcare research and technology in the DRC, with many contributing to global public health initiatives.
by Blapika December 28, 2024
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Lapper

A whore, a person that fucks everyone or an

e-whore
“yo toxic, ive seen him erp with a lot of guys, he a lapper.”
by Toxic Foxx January 11, 2025
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