When someone is hesitating to roll a dice at a tense part of a game in fear that they roll a low number, so they just keep bouncing the dice around in their hand, making it look like they are giving an invisible handjob.
by Saqvobase March 03, 2019
1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)
2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)
Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!
Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister
by Facts Rap December 19, 2021
Timmy! You better not be having a circles jerk again! That's not what I meant by do your math homework!
by TrickyPiggy January 08, 2019
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)girl( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 08, 2018
“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.
“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
by pushingveronica February 07, 2019