Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.

“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”

by DJ1580 April 29, 2019

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Humaid

dum bum bubblegum

I'm not humaid.

by WOWOhikid May 10, 2019

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

Human Puff

Well, it starts out small, grows longer, ya know. It can feel things, the human puff. It’s truly amazing. The “puff” can be many things, such as hair. Some people eat human puff, others touch it and shave it.

Person 1 - Can I shave your human puff? It needs a good trim.
Person 2 - Yeah, it’s getting larger than the bush in my backyard.

by litty_bois4life May 17, 2019

human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.

1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"

by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019

Human Chipmunk

When someone fits both of your balls in their mouth

“Do the human chipmunk on me to make me cum faster”

by A55eater6969 May 31, 2019