punctured caprisun lookin ass

a purple hyacinth webtoon meme, be thankful you don’t know what it means.

harvey’s punctured caprisun lookin ass fell out of the coffin.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it

Oh damn John just retard crap

by Funcky John June 22, 2022

Squeezed Caprisun

When a dude has a lot of sex with different women, and cannot bust anymore.

Person 1: Did you hear how many girls Mike slept with?
Person 2: Yeah I did, his dick is a squeezed caprisun.

by Mr.Unfunnyman July 2, 2022

No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

by Perhaps? August 19, 2022

poop crap

your wierd

your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly

by sigma mom February 27, 2023

Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.

I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite

Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.

by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023