that's SO working for you 

Phrase: sarcastic retort to any statement by another perceived as being uncognizantly absurd, erroneous or counterintuitive in regard to the person making the statement.

When Carli said: “I don’t need any help finding guys, I meet plenty where I work”, Jay responded “Yeah, and that's SO working for you.”

that's SO working for you by Speedog 2 January 25, 2011

Working as Intended 

The three most unholy words ever spoken by MMO gamemasters.

QQing WoW Player: Divine Shield is overpowered!
Blizzard Employee: Working as intended.

Working as Intended by LordSothe September 18, 2009

Workmode

The intense, irritable state of mind one enters while occupied with a task, usually leading to an unpleasant reaction when interrupted.

Honey, darling, light of my life, I can't talk about the stupid birthday party you're throwing for me, I'm currently in workmode.

Workmode by guacamole face March 4, 2017

workplace brownout 

When you call in sick to your workplace as a comment against administrative policy and wind up shitting all over your colleagues who must do your job.

Let’s make a powerful stink and pull a workplace brownout!

workplace brownout by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2020

Retail Workout 

When a person who works in retail uses their job as an opportunity to workout by speed walking, lifting numerous heavy objects unnecessarily, or often times a combination of both. Sometimes they may go as far as wearing wrist or ankle weights to enhance their regimen. The majority of time they come across as a tweaking suckass by displaying an annoying amount of energy and eagerness to do things that normal people wouldn't want to do in the process making co-workers look bad or lazy.

Bob: Hey man, did you see Steve in electronics? I think he's been snorting coke on his break.

Terry: Na, he's just doing his retail workout.

Retail Workout by getfisted December 12, 2012

Neck-working 

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)

Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*

Neck-working by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021

masa works design 

listen to them 👍

guy 1: "bro imagine not listening to masa works design"
guy 1's mom: "are you high again?"

masa works design by egg_whites January 14, 2022