Soggy Sausage 

A very limp and flaccid dick. Usually longer than an average penis.

Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.

Soggy Sausage by TheCalico December 2, 2014

retracting sausage 

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

retracting sausage by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

Raw-Sausage 

The act of tearing your banjo-string and pulling your foreskin to the base of ones penis.

Guy 1: Dude! hows your raw-sausage?
Guy 2: Its painful and red...

Raw-Sausage by Chocolate Gloves May 11, 2015

Saber Sausage

Saber sausage is where you're boner has accended to the level of war. It thirst to wage its mass destructive force against those who stand against its might.

The chosen one shall rise the saber sausage to vanquish all. So it was written.

Saber Sausage by TGSUnderground (Also my YT) May 13, 2015

nauseous sausage 

A sex act whereby a man shoves his penis so far down his partner's throat so as to induce vomiting

I gave Jill the old nauseous sausage last night and it took forever to clean up all the vomit.

nauseous sausage by fffreak69 September 10, 2015

swag sausage 

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

swag sausage by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

italian sausage puppet show 

The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.

The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.

or

"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"

italian sausage puppet show by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017