rusty exhaust pipe

To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.

However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.

possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)

"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."

"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"

by BulligerVerstand January 2, 2009

rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

by Meyerd3 September 21, 2015

rusty

Something that is bad or has gone wrong,

dude thats rusty.
oh its all gone rusty

by richardo September 21, 2005

rusty poop sock

A strip of the large intestines, usually worn as a knee high sock.

1. "I want to violate your rusty poop sock! <3"
2. "I'm going to rip out your rusty poop sock, you fucker!"

by Gee-Off April 4, 2008

Rusty Mug

When you fart into a mug that has been frozen. The heat of the juicy fart will get sucked into the frozen mug, causing the fart to liquefy into a bubbling stew. This is when you then tilt mug (as if taking a drink) and suckle the "Aroma au jus".

"To take care of this hangover I think I might have a "Rusty Mug."

by SSDRD November 3, 2008

Rusty-nail bang

When a man hasn't had sex for a long period of time, and is rusty from withdraw.

"I haven't done one in five months man."
"Man, that'll be one rusty-nail bang."

by scoper34 May 1, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore

Red Headed Whore:Mmm im going to give you a Rusty Venture.

Brock Samson:Don't believe the hype a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

by Quiz Boy November 26, 2010