paint 

The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.

I drew an awesome picture in Paint!

paint by Dr Ian April 10, 2003

Pointless 

I got one question for you, buddy.

Why ARE you looking at this?!
Isn't it what you know it is?

Isn't it POINTLESS??!!

Why'd they put a gate for a lawn that isn't barred?!
POINTLESS!!!

Pointless by ThenewURL August 31, 2016

Man Pointz 

Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.

Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)

- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".

Man Pointz by The First BSD April 21, 2010

Pinteresting 

The act of being completely immersed in viewing Pinterest posts, an activity which can take hours.

verb, past tense Pinterested

Go ahead and order take-out, honey. I'm too busy Pinteresting these really amazing meal recipes.

Your Honor, I was Pinteresting, so it couldn't possibly have been me.

You know better than to bother mommy while she's Pinteresting!

Pinteresting by ils_angel December 13, 2012

Mega Pint 

A Mega Pint is an unofficial mesurement of alcohol that would be considered adequat after finishing the „Premiers Examen“.

After my last exam, I am going to pour myself a Mega Pint of wine.

Mega Pint by Maeaeaex May 10, 2022

Picasso's Penis Painting 

A sex move.
Prior to engaging in sexual acts, shoot some colored food dye down your penile shaft, through its eye. Have your bitch slob on your knob. When you are about to cum, scream out "Taste the Rainbow!" Then jizz all over her face. Your semen will be colored, and proceed to paint on your model using your tool as a paintbrush.

Also known as a Picasso.

Yo Lamarcus.
What?
You know Latoya?
Jeah.
She wanted a makeover, I'm all "Hell no!" So I Picassoed her ass.
Oh shit!

Daniel gave Margaret a Picasso's Penis Painting yesterday morning before work. Damn that bitch is stupid-fly now!

Picasso's Penis Painting by Emas Diez April 20, 2006

cod points

Only faggots buy these

Jason is such a faggot, he bought cod points last night!

cod points by Crack Sandwich December 29, 2017