narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
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2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.
3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009
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It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
Get the Sparx maths mug.Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.
Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."
Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
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The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
The stronger stuff requires things such as textbooks to make
but the weaker stuff can be made with just notes and flashcards.
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