When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
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by Ilike2eatpussy May 21, 2018
Get the Jerk mug.“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
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Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
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Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
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Tim “I Already booked tickets”
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