Neck Beard

A womans vagina worn on your neck while tossing her salad.

That bitch is kinky she made me wear the neck beard.

by L-Town September 4, 2006

Love Bead

A bead implanted in your dick skin or labia.

hey mom i got love beads in my vag !

by frickyfrickfresh September 2, 2009

Beard

A beard is a buddy that you use as a cover for you to see a person of the opposite sex. You tell others you are meeting someone for him, or taking him out to meet someone. This version has been around since Before Kennedy's time.

Fred is my beard, so I can go and meet chicks.They think their for him.

by Torinoluvr May 12, 2008

beadle

a person(s) who has no friends

your such a beadle

by megan November 23, 2003

weird beard

a female with a beard

Man she is one weird beard

by gorilla-man October 22, 2003

Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."

Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.

by WuuM December 4, 2010

Ginger Beard

Generally strawberry blonde colored facial hair. Either blondes or "red heads" can have ginger beards. Ginger beards tend to make people look like leprechauns and should be avoided at all costs.

Me: GINGER!!! (punches friend)

Friend: Dude, that guy needs to get rid of that ginger beard, keep walking around like that and he's gonna get mugged for his pot of gold!

by melaniebegeman August 19, 2011