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abercrombie & fitch 

a store where old, ugly fat fishermen used to shop at but then became a store for "teenagers". whatever.
girl 1:look @ my pants from abercrombie and fitch with so many wholes in them i swear you can see my ass!! i only paid $120 bucks for them!
girl 2:bye.
girl 1:where are you going?
girl 2:to buy them.. duh.
girl 1:OMG,totally! thats hott.
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abercrombite(s) 

1:A prep that shops at abercrombie and brags about their beautiful abercrombie clothes, but in reality they just spent $60 for their abercrombie t-shirt an their jeans are so tight they can't sit down.
2: When it's used in the plural, it refers to a clique of girls and guys who are abercrombites.
I hate the abercrombite(s). They're so popular but their clothes look so bad.
abercrombite(s) by dontxdream December 17, 2005

abercrombie and fitch 

The clothes that everyone wears at your school. You walk into the cafeteria and everyone has a bag with a model on it, everyone has a giant label across their chest, and everyone looks at you funny because you're not wearing it.

A expensive and overpriced clothing brand, only comes in solid colors with the label across the front. Comes in jackets, shirts, skirts, jeans. Made in Vietnam by people paid 25c an hour.

If you took the label off, it'd be worth about 5 dollars.

XL is Medium, L is small, and S is extra-small. You have to weigh under 140 pounds at the most to fit into something.
"I made 2 dollars today making shirts for rich people in America!"

Abercrombie and Fitch sucks ass.

Abercrombie 

The place where dumbass, flat-chested preppies and needle-dicked jocks go to shop. Why? Because it just makes SO much sense to spend $50 on a t-shirt with a stupid fake advertisement slapped on it.

Also known as "The source of all evil" and "Abercrombie and Bitch".
Walk into any highschool in the U.S. and you are likely to find some stupid-ass girl wearing too much make-up and gawdy jewelery wearing an Abercrombie product.
Abercrombie by Adam March 5, 2005

abercrombie 

A store in which preps buy clothes to make them look like whores and sluts. Its the most overpriced thing since cottage cheese.
see prep
"LYKEEE OMGGG c@nt u tel i shopp at abercrombie!!?!?!?shift1shift111"

or

"lyke omg i just got all my shopping done by 12 noon."
abercrombie by FrozenIce July 31, 2005

aberzombie 

Do you really care that much about what other people wear? I mean i dont really wear abercrombie but seriously guys, thats ridiculous! How does other people's clothing affect you? To be blunt, I think you guys need to find something better to do with your time than talk about the clothes you hate. GET A LIFE!!!!
If you wanna argue with me about this aberzombie crap, feel free but i'll win.
aberzombie by Caleb Smith June 1, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

You know who the real Abercrombie zombies, whores, soldiers are? the ones who bitch and moan about it all the time! You see, Abercrombie doesn't advertise, it survives through word of mouth and its incredibly strategic PR. so while all you emo pop culture hating dumbshits look for a scapgoat for your jealous emotions over your highschool "in crowd" you actually aid A&F as a company by keeping they're name in conversation or even putting it out on the internet! So next time you think you're being really cool or rebelious by bashing Abercrombie i hope you realize that you are just another part of their system, like a gear turning in a machine ironically enabling the commercial entity you despise so much... you are the real drones because you think you are working against it, so just shut the fuck up.
"oh wow those abercrombie zombies are such fags blah blah blah I'm a fucking biggot asshole who selfrightously whines about other peoples clothing choices, im so secretly obsessed with these attractive people that I pretend to hate yet I cant stop talking about them."