Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.

Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

Taxachusetts

A state that started the American Revolution over a 3% sales tax on tea and paper, but now has high taxes on everything and decaying infrastructure.

Tom: "Where are you working these days?"
Mark: "I'm working for a company in Taxachusetts. I'm surprised they haven't found a way to tax the air I'm breathing."
Tom: "You'd think with all those taxes their roads and public transit would be better. It's like traveling through a third world country."

by S. T. Hawksbill January 12, 2025

taxing

examine and assess (the costs of a case).

"an officer taxing a bill of costs"

by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025

Taxiclat

Similar to "Bomboclat" but this is when someone is in a taxi and wishes to say "Bomboclat" but taxi version.

*John is in a taxi and knocks into a Lamborghini* "TAXICLAT!!!" *Exclaimed John in shock, his eyes wide, hands on his head*

by TheCoinLord February 19, 2026

Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

Taxdabbing

An action where person bring his target to the "paying tax" situation without any harassment threat, or any physical dealing. But more friendly sure and nice

Looks like i get taxdabbing by him, you should becareful

by RebornCoke March 2, 2025

Taxkira

A drag/hate name for Shakira, alluding to her past cases of tax fraud.

Person 1: "shakira outdid"
Person 2: "taxkira flopped btw"

by repufolklore April 22, 2025