Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All

NOUN:

1. Only the crazy-best fanfiction writer in the EdEn fandom. She's in the process of publishing her EPIC TRILOGY. Quite famous in the EdEn fandom. Associates with Potions For Foxes and Indigo's Ocean

2. a very sexy utensil that has dreams of word domination

3. An Australian mother goddess of utensils and writing and sexy things. Has links to Japan
1. "Wow this writer's goooood!"

"'Yeah, but she ain't no Spoonsie."

2. "I wish I were as awesome as Spoons."

"Okay that's seriously enough, you're practically stalkering her..."

"Yes but .... pretty writing."

3. "Sexy Spoons Will Rule Us All? What sort of a username is that?"

"A sexy and awesome ONE!"
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You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.
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When first looked upon, it may look as though a person is stating abuot themselves that they are:

1. Gay
2. Sexy

When infact they are just showing their ability to laugh at themselves and act in a ''homo-erotic'' manner of somesort. It is widely used across message boards and whatnot.
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Mullan: {eyes_back_and_forwards_smilie}
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