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poon master 2005 

a word that can be used to describe the biggest wimp you met in a certian year such as gabe was a poon master 2004
Gayson: i dont we should do that my dad might not approve

shaqueef:udeou are such a poon master 2005 i hate you pussy!!!
poon master 2005 by shaqueef April 1, 2005

Phud Master Express 

''Phud'' is short for Vagina, the word originates from Punjabi. A ''Phud Master Express'' is known as the master and pro of having sexual intercourse with a woman's vagina in the shortest amount of time. ''Phud Master Express'' is able to have intercourse with a line up of 22 women in just one hour.
Hey see that guy, he's a real Phud Master Express, he's really fucking a lot of girls.

Wow! I wish i could be Phud Master Express! But my mom said i can't have sex until marriage.

joystick master 

noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.

Sega Master System 

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.
The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.

fart master 

One who can fart at will, and other people too.
The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.
fart master by Rick D. July 24, 2003

ass worshipping cock master 

An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult
He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.