masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

masterblade

Sport: short for the activity otherwise referred to as "aggressive inline skating" or "extreme skating". Incorporates grinding, launching, spinning and other tricks performed using inline skates. Involves a mastery of skating.

Ben tries to masterblade every day. He went to the skatepark this afternoon and did some masterblading by grinding rails, doing airs, flips and spins.

by drrty byl February 27, 2008

master fu

a person of male gender who is a master at fucking up the women he comes in contact with.

Originally it was "master fuck", but its conceptual creator (whose name won't be mentioned due to website policy) shortened it to Master Fu.

The fact that the name itself has a strong nuance to ancient Buddhist tradition was applied wisely to evoke a false spiritual connotation to the identity, and in such manner further deceive its gullable targets.

Other known variations: cock, cock on a rock

She tried to kill herself after Master Fu left her.

by opajdara April 22, 2008

Masterbae

Term used to describe you dominant hand as your significant other. The masterbae will never leave you.

Guy 1: Man, I'm sorry Gina left you.
Guy2: It's OK, I still have the masterbae.

by Tibber April 29, 2015

Masterbateing

bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank

I caught her masterbateing and her dildo was in the other hand wiggling around with cum all over it while she was still playing with herself with the other hand I'm not gonna lie I started walking off she was moaning and cumming and then she had said my name and I came all on the floor that's when she turned around she knew I was there she laughed at me and told me to get the fuck out

by Air_jordan23 March 9, 2020

twerk master

When you twerk in school so uncontrollably that you will twerk on you 60 year old history teacher while having orgasms

Jacob practiced twerking so much he became a twerk master.

by Whiggers January 9, 2014

Pokemon Master

1.Someone who consistantly does stupid tricks in a hopeless effort to impress people.
2.A person who has to tell you everytime he does something good.

"Hey Tony! Did you see that shot i made?" "Wow, Johnny, you're a true pokemon master there"

by Tommy Versetti February 21, 2005