Hot jizz tornado 

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.

Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado

Hot jizz tornado by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020

Iron Jizz 

When you jizz with a force comparable to that of iron moving at a high speed

"Dude, he just let out an Iron Jizz!"

Iron Jizz by ThePoopster69 December 1, 2020

Chuck Jizz 

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)

“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”

Chuck Jizz by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021

Pfiz-jizz

Pfizer's anti covid-19 vaccine.

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.

Pfiz-jizz by Radom May 11, 2021

A Jizz 

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”

A Jizz by Maidress June 4, 2021

Ghost Jizz 

Ectoplasm

Get away from me with your Ghost Jizz!!

Ghost Jizz by Chitlins June 4, 2021

The Jizz Twister 

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.

"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"

The Jizz Twister by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021