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califortia 

One of the funniest twitter users on the entire platform that is not shy to express her unique experiences and consequently lighten up the moods of all her followers. Chooses to communicate in meme-videos and images almost equally as much as with words. Has a borderline questionable obsession with a small Hawaiian man who shall be unnamed. Is additionally extremely pretty, cute and seemingly lovely n warm-souled but also has an alluring anger and disdain for people that wronged her, which is also very entertaining when tweeted about. Also based her car choice off an Aminé song, allegedly. Overal dope person.
Person 1: You seen the last califortia tweet?

Person 2: Oh the one where she talked bout speeding for the 93rd time? yea it was hilarious lol
califortia by idontwannagotosleeheep February 14, 2021
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californero 

A Latinx who selling out/sell out/act white/acting white/whitewashed
José is called as Californero by his fellow Latinx friends because he didn't smoke, he didn't drink alcohol, he didn't abusing drugs, he is more intellectual, educated, and civilized than his fellow friends, he speaks proper and plain English instead of butchered English like Spanglish or Portulish, and he didn't objectify other people
californero by Sir. B August 16, 2021

Californication

Californication comes from the word, fornication, which means doing the dirty or having intercourse with someone who is under age or not married. The California part is just a way of saying it happens a lot in California where a lot of the movie stars are and such.
Ahh, yep, she got the part. Californication!

californian

Someone native to California and most likely eats Rice-a-Roni, goes to art school, attends peace protests, and likes the cock.
God damn he's gone californian
californian by Ben Saylor June 8, 2003

californicated 

To make mofifcation to an existing product so it will conform to extremely restricive California State Regulations.
All new firearms sold in California are californicated so that the criminals are better armed than the citizenry.
californicated by Mark May 8, 2007

californian

pronounced cal- ee- for- nyan or (if you're Aahnold) kah- lee- for- nyahn

1. someone who vehemently hates their governator
2. incorrectly stereotyped
3. correctly stereotyped
1. WTF... Aahnold!!!!
2. stick it up your ass.
3. like *giggle* dude that is like so, like, whacked, and stuff.

Califagnia 

The new descriptive name for California as of a recent court decision that allows homos, dykes, queers, etc. to get married in the state.
Fudgepackers and rugmunchers from all over the country are rushing into Califagnia to get married.
Califagnia by RV2PHX June 18, 2008