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Anal Vegetable 

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum
Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye
Anal Vegetable by flangeface March 27, 2011
Related Words

Anal Snake 

1. a plumbing tool used to clean out the rectum of an individual, due to constipation after a large intake of cheese from the cheese factory.

2. Used to fuck you with your own sanctorum, an anal snake is a fatass penise with a huge mushroom head that plows you well.
3. a deliquesce, also known as "Tube Steak", caught in the wild, bushy jungles of the species known as "Homo-Erectus". This wild creature must have pressure applied on it for a certain time frame in order to extract its unique essence, which is a thick, creamy, tangy but sometimes sweet jelly.
Example 1
Jane Doe: I'm fucking hungry!
John Smith: Well I have some tube steak here if you'd like some babe.
Jane Doe: Oh Baby!! Give me that anal sneak right now!! Stick it in my asshole baby, I am your little anal queen.

Example 2
Gerorge Michael: hey, so after the concert lets get to know each other alittle better. what do you say to that??
Elton John: Well how 'bout we skip the pleasantries and get down to what we really want?
George Michael: Oh thank god!! Give me that Anal Snake and just shove it in my ass. I am so fucking sex deprived after that run in with the cops, can you believe it? just because one guy in the bathroom didn't want sex with me I go to jail for a month. ugh.

1. After sitting on the toilet for hours with no signs of relief i called my boyfriend to clean out my rectum with his Anal Snake.

2. On my 54th birthday, my Husband showed me his new snake friend, but What he forgot to mention was that it was an Anal Snake. It broke my hip, but It was worth it.

3. The most difficult meal I ever had was an Anal Snake. I had to catch it, and I had to tenderize it to obtain the most delicious jelly for my toast!

Anal Captivity 

When your old lady pisses you off and you restrict her to only anal sex for a pre-determined amount of time. Usually 24 - 48 hours.
Jess was drunk and belligerent last night so I put her in anal captivity for the rest of the weekend.
Anal Captivity by Paycheck October 16, 2012

Anal Soup Kitchen 

When an ass is chock-full of jizzum from countless homeless dudes.
Jon: Wow. My ass is really sore this morning.

Joshua: I'm not surprised. After you passed out last night, about 8 homeless dudes took turns cumming in your butt. I'm gonna call you the Anal Soup Kitchen, because your ass is like a safe house for homeless sperm.
Anal Soup Kitchen by DeAnn Guthrie December 19, 2012

anal halitosis 

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".
Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"
anal halitosis by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013

anal angel 

A person who's anal cavity is so tight you damn near pass out and go to heaven while fucking it.

"Oh my gosh, that Kaitlyn girl is a total anal angel"
"Holy shit! I had sex with that chick Kaitlyn and I thought I died and went to heaven. She's a total anal angel!"
anal angel by Bitchwithallthecats August 19, 2015