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No air in my tires

you are really tired and/or you have no energy to stay on your feet. tires=feet
Me: I had such a long day at school today. I got no air in my tires."
by meriweather April 2, 2006
mugGet the No air in my tiresmug.

air force ones

Overpriced shoes made by childern in sweatshops in third world countries.
The popularity of the shoe has risen ever since a focus marketing group used product placement in a "song" by some St. Louis raptard who covers up a big herpes sore with an adhesive bandage.
Y'all wiggaz best sell mo' rocks so u can get yoself some air force ones.
by 50 cent crack dealer August 11, 2003
mugGet the air force onesmug.

Mid-air Refueling

The name of a sexual act in which two males line up the tips of their penises against each other, after which one male pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other one's to form an air tight seal and cums, thereby forcing his load up the urethra of the other.
I saw some sick shit last night. I peeked into the guest room and saw Bob and Charlie mid-air refueling. Ugh!
by gnadirm June 24, 2009
mugGet the Mid-air Refuelingmug.

mid-air blowjob

an act of fellatio between a pseudo-gay bear, and a cub in which the bear holds up the cub in both arms in mid-air, and proceeds to fellate the younger cub.

Blowing ones load is optional.
did you just give him a mid-air blowjob?

My arms are tired from holding you up during the mid air blowjob.
by B. Dang October 22, 2009
mugGet the mid-air blowjobmug.

Air your shit

“I’ll air your shit bruh
by Lil-los321 December 20, 2019
mugGet the Air your shitmug.

Hot air balloon

A sexual act that is executed as follows:
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.
Man I love getting hot air balloons but am damn tired of the urinary tract infections.
by Enormastit April 28, 2019
mugGet the Hot air balloonmug.

Eating Air Biscuits

When someone is very obviously on drugs. Usually Meth.
Look that that tweeker over there eating air biscuits.
by J Biggy December 18, 2020
mugGet the Eating Air Biscuitsmug.

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