Definitions by Keithberns5

Joe Biden

Next to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton, he is the main politician liberals will gladly spread their ass for.

Damn!! Look at that lib about to take it deep via Joe Biden!!

Joe Biden by Keithberns5 December 7, 2020

fucked by a train

To be ass rammed to the fullest extent.

After big bubba was finished ass ramming me, I felt like I was fucked by a train.

fucked by a train by Keithberns5 May 28, 2018

what did i just watch? 

An overly used phrase popular on YouTubes comment section. Often used after someone watched a weird YouTube video.

“What did I just watch?” ... the comment usually gets thousands of likes.

what did i just watch? by Keithberns5 February 10, 2018

wannabe scientist 

Someone who gets on YouTube, watches space videos, then goes to the comment section to repeat what they just heard, so they can sound smarter than what they actually are. Usually skinny young adults that wear glasses and have an environment friendly bumper stick on the back of their vehicles.

Those wannabe scientists are on a roll tonight...

wannabe scientist by Keithberns5 July 29, 2017

hot air balloon 

The act of farting in ones mouth

I gave your mom a hot air balloon after she yelled at me for jacking off with her thong.

hot air balloon by Keithberns5 September 23, 2015