Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024

dick

sloppy toppy

omg chris’s dick was so good

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Chill dick

similar to settle down, relax; usually for when somebody makes a ridiculous accusation

John: "Bro I totally got with christina last night!"
Jack: "Chill dick, I saw her leave with some other dude last night."

by trapkingin July 13, 2015

vacation dick

A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.

"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"

by Summeriscomingeventually June 7, 2016

dick dust

When you haven't had sex in a while and your penis begins to collect dust like a shelve.

I haven't gotten laid in so long I need to clean off the dick dust.

by Taylorret83 June 27, 2019

Leos Dick

Leos Dick is bigger than all of his friends. His XXXL dong will make anyone who's name that starts with the first 3 letters of the alphabet, very jealous.

Leos Dick is a semi truck muffler

by I fucked Leo September 12, 2021

Face dick

Whenever your home boys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:do you wanna get face dick?
Boy 2:hell yeah face dick me!

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019