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Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
by shailockbear November 13, 2025
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chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..
by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025
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Hot air balloon ride

Josh took Roger on a hot air balloon ride after eating beans at the hotel restaurant.
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come to dinner with your balls out

To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.
We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?
by Epiklandia November 22, 2020
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A horror game based on a nightmare about a hot air balloon that is used for eyesight testing ( like the picture bellow ) And btw yes i do know that the plot is really weirdvand to be honest i can't argue w that.
keniN3wbie: The nightmare of the air Balloon is a good game, i played with 20fps but its good, looks like a smoker sees.
by Your bob September 1, 2022
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Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.
by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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