goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008

fuckboy pants

They are the pants basically every teenage guy wears at school. You know, those beige khakis from American Eagle. They're beige and also come in black. Everyone knows someone who wears these. Most of the people that wear them are either popular or rich (or both.)

If you're walking down the school hallways and don't see a guy wearing fuckboy pants- you're dreaming.

person 1: Hey did you see that hot guy that just passed us in the hall?
person 2: No, what was he wearing?
person 1: Those fuckboy pants
person 2: Oh, there was too many guys wearing those, sorry!

by secrets in the world November 23, 2017

Slappy Pants

ones whose balls slap around in their pants.

you man...you got slappy pants today...

by GL October 17, 2003

Shaky Pants

One who purchases miniscule vibrators in a seedy bookstore.

Look out---here comes Shaky Pants!!

by I'll Never Tell!! March 15, 2004

vag pants

Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack

Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me

Wayne: Fuck u Matt i am only good at stand-by in Halo 2 not games that involve skill

Matt: Ya right your just a vag pants.

by Ross the Great August 28, 2006

bag of pants

Someone disposed to wearing his low-riders at knee level thus completely revealing both underwear and outerwear.

I wonder if that bag of pants is wearing a thong?

by dreadsocks August 15, 2005

Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)

He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.

by DragonFly02 August 11, 2009