bear clawing

the disturbing act of scratching the inside of the vagina or ass during fisting

this crazy girl came up to me last night and asked me to bear claw her

by schmuckman January 7, 2005

gummy bear

The act a male performs when placing one's genitals in the mouth of a sleeping senior citizen when their gums are out.

Josh's grandma is asleep, gums are out, and gummy bear is in the air!

by Rah December 28, 2002

Brown Bear

nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.

JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.

Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck

by Silentkillr69 April 19, 2008

Bear Grylls

A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.

"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"

by BranchPillar March 4, 2009

papa bear

a man who needs alot of lovin desperately

Give Papa Bear some Lovin?

by GR May 13, 2005

Bear-Blasting

After consuming powerthirst(see crystal meth)the sport you'll invent because you're TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!!! Usually seen as shooting multi colored bear heads from your crotch. Similar to humpcatting

Bear-Blasting!The sport you'll invent because you're too energetic for normal sports!!!

by alexfred693 November 13, 2011

Frizzy Bear

When a pre-cum covered cock, is dipped in honey and then the coated cock is then covered in lint to create a furry texture that no one can deny.

"I was watching the Bernstein Bear show with my girlfriend when I got one hell of an idea. So I gave her a mean frizzy bear."

by DarkE0 April 30, 2015