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Mexican Flamethrower

Have you ever eaten Taco Bell and lit your farts on fire?
There was a shortage of flamethrowers in WWII. Fortunately, Mexican food was abundant, so Allied soldiers would eat the delicious shit and hold matches under their asses to fry the hell out of those fucking Nazis. This was the invention of the Mexican Flamethrower.

Mexican River 

Same as a mexican avalanche, except instead of cumming in your bitches hair you piss in it.
i gave her so many mexican avalanches i had no more cum, so i gave her a mexican river. That slut didn't even realize!

Mexican Gang Bangers

Having immigrated to the United States, whether it be legally or illegally, many Mexican youths become "Vatos" and "Esse's" to find solidarity and common bond within street gangs. These uneducated, Spanish slurring "drains on society" have no real life value at all, and further hinder the United States' "free lunch" social systems in terms of healthcare and housing. Like gangs of the past times and centuries, Mexican Gang Bangers identify themselves with stereotypical fashion statements and indemnifying traits, such as "murder tattoos". Most murder tattoos for these bottom feeders are tear drops down the corner of the eye, or crucifixes. Their fashion usually consists of Dickies worker pants, shaved heads, goateed facial hair, wife beater undershirts and flannel shirts, buttoned one at the top. Mexican Gang Bangers usually start their day with eating a healthy breakfast of methamphetamines or marijuana, then their day usually consists of sitting around mama's house, drinking 40 oz malt liquor and possibly a trip to the corner outside to try and hassle a white person out of their wallet or purse by means of gunpoint threats. Like gangs before, Mexican Gang Bangers drain a society of it's resources, because in the United States, "Something for Nothing" just doesn't work at all. Instead of attaining a job and putting into society through taxes, insurance, and labor, these greasers use free healthcare provided in low-income neighborhoods ar free clinics, and then spread HIV and other diseases through their use of drugs and sexual practices on children. Rather than get an education and learn to speak English, "Vatos" would rather use the age-old "Hispanic excuse" of "culture" as a means to justify their ignorance and uselessness in society as a whole subdivision of illiterate Mexican immigrants.
Mexican Gang Bangers like to sling crack and methamphetamines to naive people in their own community.

I saw a couple of Mexican Gang Bangers on the corner the other day, trying to intimidate middle class families walking by.

Mexican Gang Bangers don't learn to speak english, their "culture" caters to them and they don't have to.

Mexican Artifacts

Any trash that you find buried in your yard that you know Mexican workers were.
Wayne: While digging in my yard today me and my dad found some Mexican Artifacts
Stephen: Really? what were they?
Wayne: O you know re bar, Carl's Junior bags, and nails
Mexican Artifacts by Zorloc March 24, 2009

Mexican Cocktail Sauce 

The mixture residing in the anus of a Mexican male who recently had his anus ejaculated into, whilst carrying a scat baby that is ready for delivery, the other Mexican male then takes a straw and drinks the combination of both the twice digested scat baby and his own recently secreted (into his homosexual partner's anus) seminal fluids.

More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.
Jose:
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!

Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!

mexican shower 

When someone is so lazy they cant stand the thought of even a 5 minute shower, they will spray their can of Pheonix Axe over themselves for a period of time.
WE GOTTA LEAVE IN 5 MINUTES?! Shit..i'll just take a mexican shower * proceeds to spray axe over body for 7 seconds *
mexican shower by MUNER ACT November 12, 2009