math

something terrible

Mom: how was ur day today?
Me: I have math homework
Mom: Thats terrible lets contact your teacher!
I wish

by HuanTacoVan March 7, 2017

math

The living hell you'll ever face and witness. You will suffer daily amounts of torture, knowing you'll fail the task at hand. Once you do you'll pity and rage but realize you're pretty unintelligent so you just rip your test apart.

"Dude we have math test."
"WHAT?!"
"Why are you surprised? You'll fail anyways."
"No, I'm just surprised that we have it today and I actually studied for it."
"Who the hell are you and what did you do to my friend."

by son I'm gae December 8, 2017

math

its the worst subject, which causes stress and unhappiness to most. although, many people might like it (how do you do it, dude?), its a nightmare for most.

sia: how did the math test go??
joan: it was math right? of course it was a disaster.

by siaaaa October 30, 2020

Girl Math

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes

I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!

by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023

Cool math games

literally everyone's childhood in one website

yo bro, remember when we use to play cool math games when we were younger

by CODE_R3BIRTH April 29, 2021

Math

M: Miraculous
A: I love beating children
T: Truthful
H: Honest

"I love Math"

by BigManJoeyseph June 6, 2024

mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025