eye candy 

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon

I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything

eye candy by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

Taking candy from a baby 

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity

I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.

Taking candy from a baby by Tay&A January 29, 2019

Old guy with candy 

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy

man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.

Old guy with candy by Isaac756 January 7, 2008

Click Candy

Lots of superfluous buttons, controls or options added to a game to make it look more complicated or in-depth than it actually is.

I thought this game was so realistic until I realised it's just random and none of the options actually DOES anything, they're all just click candy

Click Candy by Stevo Wojcicki December 27, 2007

Crotch Candy 

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

Crotch Candy by cdettwei December 30, 2008

pocket candy 

pok-it kan-dee noun
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.

female-Sir, may I have some of your pocket candy?
male-Sure. Would you like banana flavor?

pocket candy by Tankgex2 March 23, 2013

cotton candy

soft; a person who is timid and scared. A non fighter, a passive individual.

That guy is as soft as cotton candy.

Hey check out that cotton candy pimp over there!!!

cotton candy by smarty 212 May 21, 2015