Facebook-glam

A verb that is used to describe a person that puts on a facade to their virtual viewer world via facebook. Tools they may use to commit the crime are: Photoshop, photo editors, enhancements of pictures, cropping, and anything else that makes the person look better on the internet, than they actually look in person. They will never be as glamorous as their profile! Photoshop is for liars!!!!!!

Did you see the girl that met me last night at the bar? She was so facebook-glam. She had giant love handles and other issues!

by Brenaked September 24, 2011

Facebook-bored

That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.

A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling

by Pseudointellectualcontributor May 17, 2010

Facebook fast

Taking a break from Facebook when you realize you are spending way too much time there.

I had to take a Facebook fast because I was getting nothing done at work.

by PalmSprings09 August 14, 2010

The Facebook Rule

To ripoff someones idea but make it better and take all the credit.

Dude, if you're going to ripoff my t-shirt design, at least use The Facebook Rule.

by JerkInTheCorner September 30, 2011

Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.

me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots

by GroogFish April 27, 2011

Facebook Rappers

One who posts one "rap" every status. These "raps" are usually very conceited and are trash. The people who post these think they "got mad rhymes", may be a part of a made up rap group and think they will make it big. But the truth is, they are just Facebook Rappers.

Everybody love me so why u be hatin, oh u mad I thought tht u be happy I made it
Facebook Rappers Unanimous

by Jevito August 15, 2011

Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.

I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.

by George89 April 4, 2008