Skip to main content

thunderstorm

When giving someone a golden shower and you clap your hands simulating a thunderstorm
They call me the weather man cause I make thunderstorms happen!!!
by therealdicktracy January 9, 2012
mugGet the thunderstorm mug.

Thunderstorm

When you lie on the ground while multiple girls squirt all over you.
Got caught in a thunderstorm out behind the 7 eleven last night.
by Jason Neis April 7, 2017
mugGet the Thunderstorm mug.

thunderstorm

terrible weather and it is always too loud. it always scraes my dog.
i am in the middle of a thunderstorm right now! and i bet that the power will go off any second now.
by noesgoes July 8, 2007
mugGet the thunderstorm mug.

Thunderstorm

The result of piping hot coffee into a black girls ass then harvesting the thick, rich coffee flavored beverage when she has the next good shit.
I think I would like a good thunderstorm coffee with my breakfast.
by Ricky Round April 15, 2008
mugGet the Thunderstorm mug.

Thunderstorm

The event you hear drum rolling before they announce the winner of a major television contest.
And the winner is... Thunderstorm!!!!”
by LikeXD31 March 11, 2019
mugGet the Thunderstorm mug.

puzzle in a thunderstorm

A legendary sex act in which no less than four people attempt to climax inside of an active indoor skydiving wind tunnel that has been darkened and filled with sexual implements. Traditionally during the act lubricant is "precipitated" into the tunnel and a strobe light is flashed periodically until all participants have achieved an orgasm.
The local swingers club is trying to cap off the year with a puzzle in a thunderstorm on New Year's Eve.
by Mister Destructo November 15, 2016
mugGet the puzzle in a thunderstorm mug.

dirty thunderstorm

This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.

1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.

2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.

3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.

4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.

5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)

6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.

7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.

8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.

TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?

Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?

Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!

Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
by keifer jennings May 20, 2008
mugGet the dirty thunderstorm mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email