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Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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Taxman

A term used by fisherman to describe sharks. Since when you catch a fish a shark can eat half of your catch and your left with a peice of your catch hence the name taxman.
I just caught a beautiful mahi-mahi but the taxman took half of my fish and I left with just the head. Screw the Damm taxman
by Dronenpilot March 9, 2024
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Taxxi

A stripper’s alias, a person who will take you where you wanna go, but it cost too much and it smells like fish, likely from New York.
As I left the bar I started yelling for a Taxxi, but instead of a car I got a fish smelling bitch from New York asking for 80 bux…
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taxfluency

the quality of being fluent in taxes; taxes are a sum of money demanded by a government for its support or for specific facilities or services, levied upon incomes, property, sales, etc.
- do you have taxfluency regarding self-employment?
- I am taxfluent in qualified business income and rental property.
by taxfluencer April 12, 2024
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Taxi Cab Theory

Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.

If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
Travis Scott left Kylie Jenner after years, but married Jojo Siwa. This is the taxi cab theory.
by yougboxb April 15, 2024
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taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$
i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg
by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024
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Taxidriver'd

Taxi Driver (1976) is a movie. There is a scene in it where the main character takes the girl he's dating to the (smut-) movies without telling here it's a porno. Taxidriving / Taxidriver'd describes exactly that.
No way bro actually got Taxidriver'd by his GF.
by John_14 May 10, 2024
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