Shark

A girl who bites your cock off

BRO THAT GIRL IS SUCH A SHARK SHE BIT MY DICK OFF

by Hecker November 25, 2021

sharkfest

The sexual act of having a gangbang while the female is on her period

Kimberly is such a bitch when she's on her rag, we should all sharkfest her so she can calm down

by Wriggittywrekked November 26, 2021

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

sharkaholic

An absolute chad who can’t get enough of sharks. If someone is a sharkaholic they probably give you entire Ted talks on sharks and how cool their subspecies’ adaptations are.

Lina : “did you know ram ventilation is the production of respiratory flow in some fish in which the mouth is opened during swimming, such that water flows through the mouth and across the gills? In fish which have a reduced or no ability to pump water buccally, such as mackerel and sharks, perpetual swimming is required to maintain ventilation.”

Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”

by LavenderPi February 1, 2022

shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped 💋💋💋" Love, -Pipstar-

my shark waterbottle is cool

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

Shark

You thought you were gonna get horny when you looked up urban dictionary , didnt you? I think you’ve had enough internet today.

This clown he was gonna get a sexy result when looking up shark, get a load

by Kizu_goaway February 6, 2022

Sarkari

A hindi/urdu word used to describe the government of a country.

As the policeman stopped his car,
"Gari sarkari hai!", exclaimed Azeem.

by bhaijaangarisakarihai December 14, 2021