I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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A term to describe something that is upsetting, exciting, annoying, or basically any other descriptive word.
Also can be shorted to the letters "SB" for same effect.
Also can be shorted to the letters "SB" for same effect.
"My grandpa was put on hospice this morning, talk about Sick bitch"
"I got called into work two hours early, Sick bitch."
"I just went shopping and bought the new Michael Kors purse, Sick bitch."
"I got called into work two hours early, Sick bitch."
"I just went shopping and bought the new Michael Kors purse, Sick bitch."
by FreebiePreebie November 15, 2023
Get the Sick Bitch mug.by Maretyui November 16, 2023
Get the Sick Duck mug.When men get sick, they act like the world is going to end or that they can't do anything because they are dying.
Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).
Side effects include, but not limited to:
Patheticness.
Back-Talking and Bad-Mouthing the Person Who is Trying to Take Care of Them.
Not Able to Do Anything for One's Self.
Bitchiness, Crying, and Moaning.
An Attitude Problem.
Turning into a Giant Baby.
Inability to Do Anything Other Than Whine.
Possible Death (at the hands of anyone forced to take care of them).
Girl are you ok? I heard your husband has Sick Man Syndrome. Hope is hasn't neen too difficult to take care of.
by Chellsrn November 16, 2023
Get the Sick Man Syndrome mug.(noun) A humorous unit of time representing the interval between tweeting something and receiving a community note indicating that you are wrong. One Sacks equals six hours.
(plural noun) Used to describe multiple intervals of the same, often indicating prolonged periods of being corrected online.
(plural noun) Used to describe multiple intervals of the same, often indicating prolonged periods of being corrected online.
"I tweeted my hot take on the movie last night and got corrected in just half a Sacks!"
"It took 2 Sacks for someone to point out my mistake in that thread. I need to fact-check more often!"
"It took 2 Sacks for someone to point out my mistake in that thread. I need to fact-check more often!"
by Purpledog679 November 22, 2023
Get the Sacks mug.A deranged, perverted individual with a nauseatingly disturbed mind; with rapists and child molesters being prime examples.
News Reporter: A man was convicted of three counts of child molestation.
TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.
TV Viewer: What a sick bastard.
by BJ Everyday November 25, 2023
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