Sacks

(noun) A humorous unit of time representing the interval between tweeting something and receiving a community note indicating that you are wrong. One Sacks equals six hours.

(plural noun) Used to describe multiple intervals of the same, often indicating prolonged periods of being corrected online.
"I tweeted my hot take on the movie last night and got corrected in just half a Sacks!"

"It took 2 Sacks for someone to point out my mistake in that thread. I need to fact-check more often!"
by Purpledog679 November 22, 2023
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Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.
I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.
by Purpledog679 April 08, 2022
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Dysrupt

The agency you have to hire so your business becomes a wild success.

The thing you do when you want to stop getting lost in the hullabaloo of everyday nonsense and start sticking out like the Star you’re meant to be.
Business person A: I don’t get it, we’ve done everything we’ve always done, but sales are stagnant and our analysts with excel have no ideas how to fix this.

Business person B: Fuck excel...it doesn’t have the answers. What we need to do is DYSRUPT.
by Purpledog679 December 17, 2019
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