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The agency you have to hire so your business becomes a wild success.

The thing you do when you want to stop getting lost in the hullabaloo of everyday nonsense and start sticking out like the Star you’re meant to be.
Business person A: I don’t get it, we’ve done everything we’ve always done, but sales are stagnant and our analysts with excel have no ideas how to fix this.

Business person B: Fuck excel...it doesn’t have the answers. What we need to do is DYSRUPT.
by Purpledog679 December 17, 2019
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When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.
I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.
by Purpledog679 April 8, 2022
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