Sickstract 

The creator of the holy Shadowmoon Module. After it's creation, the inhabitants of the Holy Module lived in piece for some years only to be abandoned by their benevolent Creator and forced to govern the Module on their own. The people of Shadowmoon prospered for some time, but suddenly diminished in population. Soon, there were only a handful of Followers left: Manxar of Sweden, Alishi the Lost, Strife, the idiot-genius Diniboo, and the mysterious Sky Akira. Alishi the Lost and Strife were elected twin rulers of Shadowmoon. The decision was quickly regretted, as Strife proved to be malevolent and deceitful while Alishi attempted to create a new, better world for the Followers. Alishi came to lose power and diminish, leaving Strife full control. The three others revolted, claiming Strife a tyrant, but no answer came from Alishi. Both Alishi the Lost and Strife left Shadowmoon soon after, leaving Manxar, Diniboo, and Sky to nothing. To this day, the three still await the return of their Creator, but now doubt he will ever be heard of again.

Sickstract will be remembered.

Sickstract by The Scribe December 9, 2004

Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.

1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.

Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

dickstracted 

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstract 

a miss pronunciation for distraction.

Jennifer is such a dickstract

dickstract by God of definition April 21, 2017

DICKstractions 

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021

slackstracted 

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.

"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"

slackstracted by webproductowner October 4, 2021