Sandy Sausage

This is when a lady fills her vagina full of sand on the beach and then a man enters with consent.

Hi Sandra do you want to go to the beach and practice doing a Sandy Sausage?

by Oldburyslappa October 6, 2021

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Sausage and Eggs

A less crude way of saying "dick and balls".

I went over to John's how this morning and he didn't even make me breakfast but I still had sausage and eggs

by dustybluebear August 1, 2020

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018

Sausage Yoghurt

Other term used to describe the male ejaculate.

My girlfriend asked me for a pearl necklace but I missed and got sausage yoghurt all over her face and in her eyes.

by NikNakNoo June 25, 2015