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Definitions by Bringindowntheblouse

Sausage Bar 

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".
"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

Sausage Patty 

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.
Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.
1. When a bro services another bro sexually either because they do not have girlfriends, or they are bored.
2. Engrish for blow job.
1. No chicks around...can I get a bro job?
2. You pay twenty five dorra fo bro job!

Dutch Broven 

When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.
The Dutch Broven reeked of taquitos, asparagus, and ass.