Peanut

A car given for free or bought for less than $500.

Most commonly used by the YouTube creator group CboysTV

We bought a peanut for $300

by Gardens Thor November 22, 2025

Peenitz

slang for penis (male genitalia)

"Last night I was jorking my peenitz"

by CTRLPLAY November 22, 2025

Peanut Butter Jeffery

Peanut butter Jeffery

I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky

Soothe
What is he

What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery

I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling

Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys

For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool

Peanut butter Jeffery is my mother

by Jerfry Cool December 26, 2025

Peentie

Something small and cute!

Awwww look how peentie that miniature purse is.

by peentie’s anonymous January 4, 2026

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005

Rogue Peanut

(noun) A peanut that varies in size. It is usually brown in color. Despite it's slight color variation, it is nearly indistinguishable from other peanuts. The only purpose of the rogue peanut is to make an awful taste in your mouth when eaten. A taste of bitterness and sourness and shame all combined into one.

A bought a bag of bulk peanuts and more than half of them were rogue...so i threw them all out. Rogue peanuts ruin everything.

by Diondege June 1, 2010

Brain peenitration

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!

*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.

by horse fight May 4, 2010