worlds cutest frog

Most annoying video on youtube

"Hey dude have you seen the worlds cutest frog video yet?"
"Yes actually my sister thaught it would be funny to lock me up in a room and have this playing outside the door till I fucking killed myself..."
"BUT ITS SO CUTE"
"BUT ITS SO ANNOYING"

:/

by Hashymash April 26, 2015

toss a frog

Performing vigorous cunnilingus or analingus on a French woman (or man if it's analingus)

Bob: Hey man how'd it go with that French lady you met last night?
Joe: Let's just say I toss a frog.
Bob: whaaaaaat???
Joe: Yeah I tossed that frog all night man. She was squealing.

by clockwerkdota2 November 23, 2015

Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.

Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?

by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017

Eton Leap-frog

A physically exhaustive game where the frustrated young men of Britain's finest independent all-boys schools leap over each other's bare backsides, while taking care not to insert their dangling genitals. Many of these fine young men go on to join societies at Oxford and Cambridge, such as burn-a-fifty-quid- note-in-front-of-a-homeless-man society, or stick-your-todger-in-a-dead-pig club.

Monty Chumlington-Smythe; i say, isn't the debate on at the Young Conservatives tonight?

Tristram Farqhuar-pinklipz; I plan on taking some amyl nitrate then fatty Thompkins and I will Eton Leap-frog each other until Latin.

by Klaatu's Nikto December 6, 2017

ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone

"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."

by ZanMax May 25, 2018

what the frog

when your parents dont let you use frick

example:
person 1: did you know that they eat frogs in france?
person 2: WHAT THE FROG? are they dumb or what😂😂?😂

by froggers4Co May 14, 2018

Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018