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Tristram 

The classiest most handsome guy you will ever meet. When you talk to him, you get lost in his gorgeous eyes and he’s everyone’s crush. He’s a little shy but once you get to know him he’s super funny and outgoing. He’s talented and smart and the girls secretly all adore the heck out of him. He’s humble and respectful And can sometimes com off as aloof or boring, but in reality, once you get to know him he’s truly the best.
“Have you met Tristram, he’s the cutest guy”
“I know, i couldn’t take my eyes off of him”
Tristram by James Robertstein March 30, 2019
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Tristram 

The best name available to the human race. some say he dosen't exist, others say he has three nipples. but every one agrees he is the best Full stop.
"I met tristram the other day... What a guy!"
Tristram by Tristram12345 February 3, 2009

Tristram 

The oldest guy you will ever meet, he's very old
"that guy is old, his name is tristram"
Tristram by LeemonBoi May 5, 2022

Harry Tristram 

Tom: there’s that Harry Tristram kid

Toms boyfriend: o yea he sucks at golf
Harry Tristram by Globgloglabolab August 25, 2023

Dirty Tristram 

Sucking a dick until it cums in your mouth and without spilling any give a rim job
Dirty Tristram by R0CKHARD April 16, 2020

dirty tristram 

Is when an seemingly innocent person shows their true sexual nature by making a straight man think they are gay and then start a marriage orgy
Dude I though he was just a innocent man but then he ended up doing a dirty Tristram
dirty tristram by QueenNigga8963 April 16, 2020
The coolest mother fucker in the world.
Hi, I'm Tristam. But, just in case you couldn't tell by my name, I'm the coolest mother fucker in the world.
Tristam by xTristam;; October 26, 2010
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