When you meet a girl or guy in person then proceed to add them on facebook and realize they are not as attractive as initially perceived upon first impression. Often, this first meeting will take place while intoxicated or in a dark place, such as a bar. Initial feelings of excitement and anticipation build as you have met a potential new love interest, only to be "letdown" while scouring countless facebook pictures of your so-thought object of desire.
"Dude, did you see that smoking hot chick I met at Tin Roof last night? I've been texting her all day" - "Hold on. She just accepted my friend request...wait..is that her? No way that's her. Aww man, yep, that's her, wow...dang it! What a Facebook letdown."
by facebookletdown July 25, 2011
Get the Facebook letdown mug.One who posts one "rap" every status. These "raps" are usually very conceited and are trash. The people who post these think they "got mad rhymes", may be a part of a made up rap group and think they will make it big. But the truth is, they are just Facebook Rappers.
Everybody love me so why u be hatin, oh u mad I thought tht u be happy I made it
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by Jevito August 15, 2011
Get the Facebook Rappers mug.An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011
Get the Facebook meteorologist mug.When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.
Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!
by Glendora July 7, 2011
Get the Facebook-Amnesia mug.Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's
by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011
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John: Did you see Christy's status earlier? I am starting to get concerned about her.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
Kelly: She'll be fine once someone comments that they'll always be there for her. She's such a facebook cutter.
by The Great Felatio August 22, 2011
Get the facebook cutter mug."Hey, Michelle un-friended me on Facebook, but Ricky is still my friend. Didn't they just split up?"
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."
"Yo, Ricky got Facebook Custody of you dawg."
by Churchbus August 24, 2011
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