Empty

Empty is telling someone you just had sex with (penetrative or not) that you cant cum or squirt anymore

Boyfriend: fuck baby stop sucking I’m empty

Girlfriend: babe please no more I’m empty

by Yenia August 31, 2021

Empathy

When you always make things about you. It has become a modern buzz word for narcissistic women who are transparently projecting their own delusion that they have some exceptional power to feel and sense the emotions of others. while it seems that every woman you meet is a self described empath, the reality is that only 16% of the population has any quantifiable empathy levels above average, and yes it can be reliably tested for it. Furthermore, empathy is not a useful personality trait. In personal relationships, it can cloud your judgment and your ability to give advice or be of assistance to a friend in need. Worse yet is it’s inability to be applied to any large scale decision making. People literally cannot feel empathy for more than a couple of people at a time, generally three. Any tragedy greater than three people is generally of no differing consequence to someone of extremely high empathy. They simply short-circuit. They are useless at population management, political policy, as they try and personalize everything and get emotionally sidetracked with issues that affect all populations. They won’t flip a switch redirecting a train so that it only kills five people in a work zone, instead of slamming into a pact train station killing hundreds. -a example of one of the thought experiments done to test peoples ethical decision making. Empaths always fail, causing disastrous hypothetical results.

“I’m really sorry that my mother passing away makes you so upset Bridget, let me leave the funeral and come make sure you are OK, I know it must be hard having so much empathy.”

by AgrAryanStallion September 4, 2021

emperors garden

Referring to the pubic area of a male.

Ya girl he had an emperors garden down there with lush fruit and vegetation.

by "MADMAN" September 5, 2021

Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.

Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.

by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021

Empower

A correct spelling of Emperor. Hidden through the ages from the people in power.

He or she that takes the power away from the people in power. A reset to fix corruption and enforce term limits with prejudice.

The Empower of Earth gives back power to people. It has been taken away from Kings and Queens. Common law should mean common sense. Term limits should mean term limits not voting in a stand-in or puppet.

The Empower is the Pumpkin King 👑
Pump (heart) Kin (descendant) G (GOD)
HEART OF GOD

by Jack 🎃 Lantern September 12, 2021

empty_walmart

Empty_Walmart is my favorite mutual. They are very cool and it has an amazing art style. I love it very much /p Also there name is wallet which is just the coolest name ever

Person 1: Hey! Did you see that empty_walmart posted!

Person two: Heck yeah I did, I love wallet!

by VoidOfDarkness101 September 16, 2021

Emphasemen

To aspirate on semen. To go to swallow semen and start choking.

I was giving this guy a blow job and he came so hard he gave me emphasemen.

by GlennnJenn September 20, 2021