Cunt-Hive

The sort of club that only the fool hardy would frequent due to the high level of cunts as patrons

Julian: Shall we go to Bacchus?

Tony: No! That place is a right Cunt-hive!

by Delzdreth May 7, 2009

Cunt Crud

When after intercourse, the Vaginal Juices dry and your shaft, pubic hair and scrutum are covered with a mucus-like substance which is quite sticky, until bone-dry, then appearing like dandruff.

I nailed this chick last night, but i got a wicked deposit of Cunt Crud.

by in4GBH May 25, 2009

cunt butter

what is produced when you are long dicking a vagina for more than 15 minutes

when we finished...I noticed I had cunt butter on my balls.

by flop dobbins May 5, 2014

Cunt Weed

A tuft a vagina hair. Left over after it is shaved.

I was using her bathroom and there was cunt weed on the floor.

by Puttayto March 4, 2015

cunt terror squad

Absurdly admonishing vaginas on the reg. All about that OPP ya heard. Straight slapping cheeks from behind while resting a boom box over ur right shoulder, followed by dipping ur towel in Cognac and popping her ass with it as u finish and then telling her to get out so you can finish your puzzle.

Just went Cunt Terror Squad on that sweet sweet punany

by CTSA April 8, 2015

cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.

The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

by Dirty Mike H. July 6, 2015

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016