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Getting Buttoned

Getting Buttoned: Getting buttoned means you were sent to voicemail after someone saw you were calling. They pressed the end call, or the ignore button on their phone to avoid talking to you.
1. An't that a bitch my brother just buttoned me...and his inbox is full I can't even leave him a message. There is nothing worse than getting buttoned by my own brother.

2. Yo I called that ho we met at the mall and she buttoned me... how am I going to get dat ass if she keeps buttoning me?
by Killentime January 22, 2011
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Buttknuck

When you're stomach hurts and you rush to the bathroom, everything comes out and it still feels like there's more so your body involuntarily convulses through your stomach to try and push the rest out even though it's all gone.
My stomach hurt so bad that I ran to the bathroom and I had to end up sitting there for 5 minutes after just buttknucking. God I hate that.
by LaxxxLa69 December 3, 2006
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buttnap

Someone, who Is short and midget like. And has a butter face.
G.W Bush is a Buttnap
by Arcbound December 9, 2008
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Buttnumbathon

An event where one or more complete television seasons are viewed in succession. Involving minimal pauses for food and bathroom breaks, thus resulting in a numb butt.
Thanks to her large ass, Nancy suffered little ill effect from the Heroes Buttnumbathon.
by Petunia Hydrangea Dogwood February 17, 2009
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battonbear

batton*noun' 1.a person who chronicly humps dead animals 2. someone who talks a lot of shit but can not back it up
%anonymn shit talker*noun'1. anything that talks shit "donkey raping shit talker"

bear*noun' 1.A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair 2. The most common definition of a "bear" is a man who is hairy, has facial hair, and a cuddly body. However, the word "Bear" means many things to different people, even within the bear movement. Many men who do not have one or all of these characteristics define themselves as bears, making the term a very loose one. Suffice it to say, "bear" is often defined as more of an attitude than anything else - a sense of comfort with our natural masculinity and bodies that is not slavish to the vogues of male attractiveness that is so common in gay circles and the culture at large. 3. A large, husky sized man with lots of hair that is homosexual.
Battonbear is very gay
by Unlucky July 19, 2004
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buttnerd

Noun:
(1) Person who does nothing but sit and read all day and when you walk by them you smell nothing but 'shit'
(2) Person who spends a whole class period drawing nothing but butts in his notebook

(buttnerdy) Adjective:
(1)Person in the act of being a Buttnerd
1. Jarrid Lorrain (Current Sophmoore at SENECA High School Wattsburg, PA

2. Jarrid, you are being so buttnerdy, take a shower!
by Chris et Kristen January 13, 2009
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Buttons

when you're dancing to "Buttons" by the PussyCat Dolls and you take off their pants when they're dancing behind you
Kristen: "Hey Buttons"
Patrica: "Why are u calling Krysten Buttons?"
Kristen: "Because my friends are sluts"
by Karen Amber Sims March 31, 2007
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