asshole

Anyone that thinks liberals are actually smarter than conservatives.

That turd is such a liberal asshole

asshole by I_Hate_Libs October 17, 2008

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asshole

the best place in a woman's body to place your cock, espcecially when you can then put it right in her mouth(see atm).

i placed my cock in my gfs asshole last night. she loved it.

i tried to atm her but she kicked me away.

she accused me of being gay for wanting to fuck her asshole. i told her that was bullshit, and to stfu and bend over. i was kicked again...this time in the balls.

asshole by reverand doctor jim jones, dd., phd. December 15, 2008

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jalapeno asshole

Also known as "asshole aflame".

I shouldn't have had eight beers and four bags of peanuts at the game last night because now I have asshole aflame.

jalapeno asshole by Marcus May 13, 2005

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Asshole - NIRVANA

"No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone else's expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)"

EVERYBODY knows one!

Asshole - NIRVANA by Yo! April 17, 2004